Mother of all tax cuts

Little toff boy Georgie Osborn was having a bad day, the people fed up with cuts and the hardship of zero percent pay rises take to the streets demanding cuts to taxes to make sure they have the money to feed their families. Soon he though Prime Minister David posh boy Cameron would get cross with him and send to visit the chief whip for a right old public school boy thrashing!

Mindful that within the next twelve months there is going to be an election and realising that their polices haven't done all they promised the little toff boy Georgie Osborn listened to the people, well one person, Boris buffon Johnson.

Taking his advice, he came up with a cunning plan that would save the Government and get them a second term in office. Carefully, after writing his plan down, he put it in his red box and left number 11 and went off to announce his plan to his party.

The faithful were mainly grateful and his leader, David "posh boy" Cameron would have been interested if it wasn't for the lady in the little conservative blue number and long legs encased in sheer nylon stockings. 

His cunning plan was tax cut that would benefit millions of people throughout the land and bring a smile to their faces as the Sunday Newspapers hit the mat, well for those that can afford newspapers at least. 

When the people heard the news there were mass celebrations in cities and towns across the nation, for at last after years of suffering the people were going to be better off. Little tofff boy George Osborn was the hero of the nation.

Even the Prime Minister, David "posh boy" Cameron was quids in and a happy man who could smile at last after years of frowning and started telling the world how his party had given something back to its people. They knew they couldn't lose an election now.

And then he awoke from his dream, to find the world was still as grey as it had been the day before and when he looked into his red box all he found was that he had cut the price of a driving licence. What a silly little toff boy he had been thinking such a move could ever been seen a real tax cut that the people would welcome.  

Maybe the money they are giving back can hire an extra causality doctor or two.